Randumb stuph.

Let’s say you ask somebody to do something. And who hasn’t heard “yeah ill blahdeeblah (whatever you ask them to do)…WHEN PIGS FLY!” or something along those lines. Okay, you probably haven’t. You’ll probably hear instead something to do with an iPod or something witty.

But, the point is it’s a good thing pigs don’t fly. And why?

Let’s say for example, that pigs do fly. Due to their weight, they can only fly to a certain altitude (and i’m just assuming here), and that altitude just happens to be the altitude planes fly at. Just cause.

Therefore, planes get damaged by mass migrating pig herds. UNLESS, airline companies spend more money to develop planes that can fly higher. Meanwhile, ground-walking pigs do nothing.

With airline companies losing money on airplane development, the only way they can recover money is to increase airline ticket prices. And less people can afford them.

With less people using airlines, and airplanes being able to fly higher and higher, people resort to new ways to travel, like water. Or flying pigs. It’s like air travel.

New methods of air travel are dangerous, flying pigs are unprotected and vulnerable during storms or at high wind speeds, they cannot fly long distances, and they can go on strike. Airplanes cannot go on strike.

Eventually, with more air accidents by the minute, air travel is finally banned by the Worldwide Department of Air Banning or whatever they’re called. And the Earth’s atmosphere is saved at a cost.

Pigs were never meant to fly.